::*~Wint3rDreamz~*:: - Enigma of a thousand flowers

Saturday, July 02, 2005

this is a post i saw frm farahin's blog
interestin thingy

when god created the dog,he said
*sit all day by the door of your house and bark.i will give you a lifespan of 20 years*
the dog said
*that's too long to be barking.i'll give you back 10 years*

when god created the monkey he said
*entertain people,make them laugh.i'll give you a 20-year lifespan*
the monkey said
*how boring,monkey tricks for 20 years.i'll give you back 10 years too*

then god created the cow.he said
*you work the field with the farmer,have calves and give milk.i will give you a lifespan of 60 years*
the cow said
*that's a tough life.let me have 20 and i'll give back the other 40*

when god created man.he said
*eat,sleep,play,marry and enjoy your life.i'll give you 20 years*
man said
*what?! only 20 years!! i'll take my 20 and the 40 the cow gave back and the 10 the monkey gave back and the 10 the dog gave back.that makes 80*

so that is why the first 20 years we eat,sleep,play,and enjoy ourselves.for the next 40 years,we slave in the sun to support our family;the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertainthe grandchildren,and for the last 10 years wesit on the front porch and bark at everyone

funny...

wint3rdreamz@5:18 PM
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